Thursday, February 23, 2017

Back to basics

Recently I read an article detailing how (especially) beginner preppers tend to go hog wild with their preps.  Stockpiling everything from the kitchen sink up to and including hazmat suits in case of global pandemics.

The author was trying to make the point that mostly a person who wishes to "be prepared" should first take a look at the emergencies most likely to actually impact them and stock up accordingly.

What do we really need in case we can't get to the stores for an extended period of time?

We need water.

We need food.

We need shelter.

We need protection.

In my area of the country are we apt to be inundated with devastating floods such as they are having on the west coast?  Probably not.

Around here do you actually think that the earth is going to shake, rattle and roll so that everything falls down and apart like Humpty Dumpty?  Probably not.

How about that global pandemic?  What good is a hazmat suit going to do in the long run if that far fetched possibility actually comes to fruition?  Probably not much.

We have storms mostly - snow storms, wind storms, rain storms and occasionally brush fires.

So thinking of the potential problems we can encounter what should we address and in what order.

Protection:  do we need to rush out to the local sporting goods store and spring for an AK-47?  Do we even know what the hell an AK-47 is besides looking totally bad ass and us having not the slightest idea how to use it?

Probably not!

So, having not panicked and spent the grocery money at the ammo store, what do we actually need to do.

Water:   we don't need to go all fancy and spend the aforementioned grocery money on a water storage system that could support half our town for a year.  We just need to store some water.  It can be in containers meant to do that or it can be reusing empty containers we are going to have coming along anyway.  A little dab of (unscented) Clorox in a plastic cranberry juice container refilled with water will do just fine.  Several of them will do much better.  And don't forget there is water in the hot water heater that can be used in an emergency.  You are going to need water to drink, to cook with and, unless we're going to dig a hole in the back yard, to flush the toilet with.

Food:  Ideally we will still have power so we can cook our meals.  That being said, in case we do not have power, it would be a good idea to have some things that, if necessary for a short period of time, could be eaten uncooked.  And I'm not talking about rare steak here - I'm thinking canned goods.

Alternate ways to cook are a subject for another riveting post - but there are ways and means to cook if you lose electricity (and aren't lucky enough to have a non-electric gas stove).

Along with a reasonable assortment of staples and canned goods from the grocery store it is not unreasonable to think about investing in some of the long term storage items widely available in today's market.  Not really very expensive if you exercise a little restraint in your buying and some are actually pretty yummy.

Nope, Wise doesn't pay me to advertise.  My real point in showing this is that it's only $19.99 and has 16 servings of food that only require adding hot water.  Actually this company will send you a couple of free samples if you ask them.  So you do not have to buy the $2,000 kit that will feed the neighborhood until 2020, you can just stock a few things at minimal cost and tuck them away.  Good for 25 years - let your kids figure out what to do with them if you never use them!  ðŸ˜Š

Shelter:  Here's hoping that your house will provide that.  If not, there is more of a "situation" going on here than we hope to encounter.  So I'll just leave it at that - stay in your house unless told to evacuate (and if they say go, GO!).  Be ready with at least an idea of what you would take if you only had a short time to get out of dodge - my post from February 24, 2016 speaks to that if you'd care to go take a look.

Back to protection:  there is nothing more useless (and dangerous) than a weapon in the hands of someone who has no friggin clue how to use it.  Better they should have a baseball bat!  So if you are inclined to think that you need a firearm do a couple of things first:

Do some research and then take some training classes.  I took a class at the Sig Academy a few years ago to which you could bring your own handgun.  One person showed up with a 50 cal. handgun!  The bore on that thing looked about the size of a garden hose and I suspect the kick back would have broken my wrist if I'd fired it!  Useless in my opinion (and that of the instructor, by the way).

I happen to be a tool junky and I look at guns as just another really cool tool.  Not a lot of people feel that way about them and if you are one of them, don't think you have to force yourself to have one.  Leave that to the "trained professionals" among us!

Hopefully you have made it all the way down to the bottom of the page and are still with me.  My aim with these posts is to remind us all that we do not have to go totally bat crazy buying ridiculous things in order to be reasonably prepared for emergencies.  Even the government is reminding us that we need to help take care of ourselves (that's it for the political segment of my post).

So keep your head screwed on straight - don't panic - don't buy a hazmat suit rather than some canned goods and you will be in great shape.  When the Weather Channel starts yelping about the next storm you can just flip to another channel rather than racing to the grocery store.  Cause you are already ready!

Good job!














Saturday, February 11, 2017

This might be a good time

I doubt very much if there is anyone in the Northeast who is unplugged from TV and Facebook and every other media to the extent that they don't know that Sunday and Monday it's going to storm.

Matter of fact, it's the first time in a long time I've seen the Weather Channel simply put "Blizzard" on their outlook for coming days.

UGH!

NOT  LOVING   IT

However, it's probably going to happen whether we like it or not.

I'm sure we're all cleaned up from the last storm - leaving plenty of room for the next round of snow - but perhaps we need to consider the wind and all that comes with it.

There is the potential for drifting if the snow is light enough - or even if it's heavy and the wind is strong enough.  That makes cleanup difficult but hopefully not impossible.

Along with that is the potential for power outages.  In the past I've written about dealing with the lack of electrical power in reference to water and sanitation and food prep.  I also did a riveting post on alternate light sources - well, at least I thought it was riveting!

So today, during the lull between storms might be a good time to actually find your supply of alternate light sources.  I'm sure you have a supply of batteries and flashlights and perhaps (as I do) even a couple of battery powered lanterns.

If it was pitch black right now could you lay your hands on them?  Any of them?  No cheating - close your eyes and tell me you know where they are.

Okay, point made probably -  you need to make sure that at least one flashlight is in an easy to locate....er, location.  My go to one is in a outlet in the hall - keeps it charged and easy to get to.  My house is small enough so I can't get lost trying to find the hall.

Regarding lanterns:  they come in all shapes and sizes and fuel sources.  Personally I won't have one inside my house unless it's battery powered.  And there are a huge number of choices that actually work for a long time.  Everything from the simplest kind like these two:

All the way from cute to weird like this set:



And along the way some that are multi-purpose:


Imagine that:  you can charge your phone so you can still post to Facebook!

At any rate, no matter what you have for light sources if the main power goes out, please be sure you know where they are and have at least one handy enough so you can search out the rest of them if needed.

I'd a lot rather have and not need than wish and not have, you know?







Friday, February 3, 2017

Race? I must be hearing wrong...

Boy's been running in the sun too long - only place he's racin' to is the doctor!

Every once in a while I have a line from a song stuck in my head that makes me smile.  Bobby Bare put out a song years ago called "The Jogger".  It's sung from the perspective of an over the road truck driver. He's been at it for 20 years from the Charleston coast to the Jersey piers and he sings about how he's shared the road with race car nuts and loggers.  Everyone from Sunday drivers to Scouts on hikes to Hell's Angels on Harley bikes but never met a roader he didn't like.

Except them joggers!

I have to quote some of the lyrics here:


One day I'm rollin' down 1-0-1
I got 18 wheels under 14-tons
Radio playin' a good ol' country rocker
The day was sure a trucker's dream
The sky was sunny and the air was clean
When up ahead on the road I seen one of them joggers

He was dressed like they do in baby blue
With shortie shorts and a headband too
I yelled Sweetie I bet that you are the hit of the men's room locker
But I'm a runnin' late with an overload
So get your Adidas off a this road
I'm LA bound and I don't slow down for dead raccoons or joggers


Now obviously this isn't the most politically correct way to approach a person sharing his road.  You might even call it stereotyping and rude.

Exactly.

Things continue on and the driver is challenged to a race - hence my title and the first line of this post - the one that always makes me smile.

Time and distance pass and here we are:

Well I could've left him far behind
But I played with him like a fish on a line
And I stayed about a half a mile behind that sucker
Then I pushed her up to forty-five
And he sees me comin' and he starts to fly
So I pushed her to sixty and shift to high and finally catch that jogger
And it wasn't easy

Now I'm doin' eighty and I turned to check
And he's stayin' right with me neck in neck
His hearts a thumpin' like my engine goin' pop pop pocker
Then he yells out I hope you're set
Cause I ain't shifted into second yet
Then he unwinds and leaves me behind eaten the dust of a jogger

Obviously this driver has taken on a more difficult challenge than he expected:

Then I see him joggin' up into the sky
And he yells hey thanks for the exercise
I hope that losin' this race was not too shockin'
Ya see my dad says heaven's no place to run
and I try to be an obedient son
So I have to come down to earth to do my joggin'

Now do I actually believe that the good Lord would send his son down here in baby blue shorts to go jogging and race a truck driver?  Probably not.

But the lesson is clear:

Well that's my story take it or leave it
My trucker buddies they believe it
So do those race car nuts and Harley hoggers
And I'm still drivin' much the same
Cept I don't call nobody names
And I tip my hat each time I pass one of them good old joggers

Hey here comes one now... Hey good buddy
How ya doin?
Want some gatorade?

I think the point I am trying to make here is that if we judge someone or something or even a situation through the lens of our preconceptions we are sometimes apt to miss a real truth.  That if we can appreciate everyone from the Sunday drivers in our lives all the way to the "Harley hoggers" that we may or may not have anything in common with, then perhaps the guy in the baby blue short shorts isn't so strange after all!



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